I can go anywhere I want

So this Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher “I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation.” The old rancher says, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.” The water representative says, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to…

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