It is so hot and dry in Oklahoma, you can make sun tea instantly. Hot water comes from both taps. The cows give evaporated milk. You realize that asphalt has a liquid stage. You actually burn your hand opening the car door. You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. You learned that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron. The temperature drops below 95° and you feel a little chilly. You discover in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car. You break into a sweat the minute you step outside at 7:30 AM. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?" The potatoes are cooked underground so all you have to do is pull them out and add butter. The birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground,